Bee Jokes
Updated: November 2023
Enjoy these jokes, puns and tongue twisters below!
21 Bee-themed Jokes And Puns
Which tune to bees like to dance to?
'Hive Talkin'' by the Bee Gees
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?
Because it was royal jelly.
What do bees use to style their hair?
Honey combs.
Where do
bees catch a bus?
A buzz stop!
Where do bees go on holiday?
Stingapore and Beejing!
Why did the bee go to jail?
It was caught nectar robbing!
What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee?
Mind your own buzziness!
What did the bees do after they got married?
They went
on a honeymoon.
Why did the bees go on strike?
Because
they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Which is
the bees favourite TV channel?
The BeeBee C
Why was the bee told off and made to stand in a corner?
Because it was mis-bee-hiving itself.
What do you get if you cross a monkey house with a group of honey bee colonies in hives.
An Ape-ary.
What do bees use to build roads?
Nec-tar.
What do bees call queen bee food when it has gone off?
Royal smelly.
What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog?
A bee-gle.
What do bees take with them when they go bird watching?
Bee-noculars.
What do bees use for energy?
Flower power
Which
is the bees’ favourite puppet show?
Stingray
Which music
band do bees love best?
The
Bee-tles.
What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself!
What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
Honey bee mine.
Which type of car to bees drive?
A Volkswagon bee-tle
BuzzAboutBees Tongue twisters
We have been busy writing tongue twisters at BuzzAboutBees.net!
How fast can you repeat these tongue twisters without getting your words back to front and your tongue in a knot?
- Bees believe bees need bees' knees and bees' knees are the bee's knees.
- A bee on a gee-gee’s knee gives the gee-gee the heebie-jeebies.
- Busy buzzing bees buzz busily at busy bustling bus stops.
- Beeswax makes bees wax lyrical about beeswax.
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